he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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