All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
All the doctor said was why
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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