Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
