listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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