i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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