i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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