It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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