what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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