we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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