Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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