He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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