was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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