You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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