Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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