you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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