If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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