I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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