Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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