I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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