And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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