he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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