She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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