Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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