We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Me. At least after what I've been through.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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