what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Randomize
