It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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