That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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