so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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