I need help removing her.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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