Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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