kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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