I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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