I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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