do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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