They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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