if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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