well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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