Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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