There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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