Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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