Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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