READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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