Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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