nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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