Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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