I will die if light touches me.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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