hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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