You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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