SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize