i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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