if only i could text you this smell
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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